What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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