- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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