Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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I am quite mature.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Anti Joke

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