- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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