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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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