- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

your no better than a cockroach

A dyslexic blind man

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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