- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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