How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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