Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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