silver bullet?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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