nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Sloths

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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