What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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