- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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