What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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