What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Bob Saget that is all

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Poker? I barely even know her.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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