- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Fine, ladies first.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I'm so punny.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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