Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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