What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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