Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

My dad

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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