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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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