- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are flowers.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What is older than history?

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