- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are flowers.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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