- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Women's rights

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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