- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Justin Bieber.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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