- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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