I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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