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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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