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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's 9+10? 19

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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