What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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