- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

knock knock whos there? nobody

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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