- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

oh hey.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is older than history?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Fine, ladies first.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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