- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Black people.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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