Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man walks into a bar

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Wenis Penis

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Pickle

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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