- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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