From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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