- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Pickle

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man walks into a bar

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Wenis Penis

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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