How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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My Nan, that is all.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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