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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

women's rights.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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