How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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