- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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