- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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