Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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