- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

you will like this because i am black.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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