- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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