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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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