What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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