What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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