- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Jack Stevens

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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