- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

a black man did not eat chicken.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I have a horse.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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