A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

a black guy walks into a black bar

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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