- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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