- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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