What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Diarrhea

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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