- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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