- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

no

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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