- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a black man did not eat chicken.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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