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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Women's Rights

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

knock knock come in

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Waffles ate my grandma

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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