Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Ebola

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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