Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why? Why not?

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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