Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Charlie Sheen

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...