- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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