- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

This is a joke.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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