- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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