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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Jack Stevens

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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