- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

[Set up] [No punch line]

My three children are three big mistakes.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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