Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Racial Equality

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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