- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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