- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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