- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

the NAACP

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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