what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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