- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A man walked into a bar owch

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