- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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