whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Justin Beiber

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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