what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Male leadership.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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