- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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