Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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why girl die cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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