- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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