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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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