Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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how do you win a game try your best

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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