Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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