If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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