- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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