- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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