If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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