- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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