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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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