Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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I am a mime

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Loperson

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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