A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How many light bulbs? 1

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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