- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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