knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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