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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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