- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Jordan is pregant

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