- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

im telling maguire

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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