I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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