- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Eric is gay Ha

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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