- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

im telling maguire

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I'm Polish.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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