So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What is white and long? A New York winter

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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