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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What is older than history?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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