What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

you give like i give lomain

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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