- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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