- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

poopy is poopy

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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