- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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