what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Lindsay Lohan

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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#IHateHashtags

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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