How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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