- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

i just wrote this so hard

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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