"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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