You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

autistic kids rock

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

i just wrote this so hard

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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