- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Who invented apple? God

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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