Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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