- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Detroit has a low crime rate

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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