- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Please ignore this statement.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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