What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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