- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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