- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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