What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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