In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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