What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

woman's lacrosse

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

get in the car.

Anti Joke

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