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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

don't just stand there

anti jokes are really funny

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

I love pissing people off :P

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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