What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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