What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Fine, ladies first.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

The holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

purple pickles

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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