- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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