What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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LOL

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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