why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Hello.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Anti Joke

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