- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A fat guy!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!