- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

I have a horse.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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