Caroline Kelly.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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