- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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