Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call an amazing person Good

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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